What do you call a queue of people lifting cheddar cheese?
A cheesy pickup line!
Be it, men or women, boys or girls, everybody likes cheese(y)!
Use these 57 cheesy pickup lines to start the conversation with your Tinder match!
#1 of Cheesy Pickup Lines starts from here:
Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart, and you mine.
Hi, is your name wifi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!
You must be exhausted cuz you’ve been running in my mind all day 😉
Lemme tie your shoes so you don’t fall for anyone else
Are you a guitar? Cause I wanna play with you and hear how you sound 😀
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you all I do is blush 😉
Hey, are you lightning? Cause I wanna make you McQueen!
Hey, are you a charger? cause I’m dying without you!
If I gave away a dollar every time I saw someone as pretty as you, I’d be broke asf!
Let’s flip a coin. Heads I’m yours, tails you’re mine 🙂
Can I be the entrepreneur to your business?
If you’re the VC, I’m your startup 😉
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Are you from Japan? Because it Tokyo long to notice me 😉
I may not be a dentist, but I’ll surely take care of that smile of yours 🙂
I’m sorry I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
Are you a broth? Cause you look souper cute 😉
I hope your day is as nice as your butt
If being in love was illegal, would you like to be my partner in crime?
I need to report Spotify, for not including you in this week’s hottest singles list 😉
Hey, are you french? Cause Eiffel for you 🙂
If I could change the order of alphabets, I’d put YOU and I together
The Roses are red, my face is too
That happens only when I’m around you
I’m not blushing, you’re just so hot that I got sunburned!
If I had a dollar for every time I met you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket by now!
Did you invent the aeroplane? Cause you seem Wright for me 😉
Hey girl, are you a flower? Cause you’re Jas-mine
Hey, ever heard of princesses?
You have my number, let me know if you ever want to be treated like one.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout
Are you a library book? Cause I’m checking you out
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Are you a beaver cause damn
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you look magically delicious
You’re pretty and I’m cute. We’d be pretty cute together :))
You should go in the water, because you’re so hot and you’re on fire
I must be lost because I see paradise in you
I’m not a doctor but I’ll take a look anyway 😉
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine
I am so good at algebra that I would replace your x and you won’t even know y
Excuse me, I think you dropped something. MY JAW 😉
Hey girl, does your Fitbit count the steps…when you’re running through my dreams?
Why can’t I see the stars tonight? Oh, because you outshone them 😉
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack!
Hey, is your phone in that back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me 😉
Is it hot here, or is the holy spirit burning inside you 😉
I like your hair. Can I pull it from behind 😛
I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it ;D
You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon because you’re so…FINE
Hey, I just realised this, but…You look a lot like my next girlfriend
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Those are nice pants. Mind if I test the zipper? 😛
You look a lot like my next boyfriend
Are you an illegal parking spot? Cause you got written FINE all over you 😉
Boy I wanna go swimming, but I’m already drowning in your eyes
Let’s play a game. Winner dates loser xD
Kissing burns 7 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
Your body is 70% water, and I’m thirsty
You spend so much time in my mind, that I should start charging you rent
You must be a high quiz score, cause I want to take you home and show you to my father.
I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
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