100 of The Best Cheesy, Funny, and Dirty Marvel Pickup Lines (MCU, Spiderman, Ironman, Captain America and more)

After reading these Marvel pickup lines, you can do this picking-up thing all day 😉
Remember, the quest to find the perfect pickup line requires patience. So, scroll until the end to go through every Marvel pickup line. You want your first pickup line to make such an impression that it’ll probably be the last one you’ve to use for the night!

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Dirty Marvel Pick-Up Lines (MCU, Avengers, Spiderman and more)

So, wanna find out why they call me SilverTongue? (Loki)

Your ledger isn’t the only thing dripping and gushing now is it?

I’m too hot to handle and too cold to hold. So, take me to your bed and do as you’re told! (Loki)

KNEEEEEEELLLLLL! And while you’re down there…;)

My fist isn’t the only thing that’s Iron on me

Do you work for ROXXON? Cuz my place is ROXOFF HQ.

Youll feel Thor in the morning

Ironman is red, and Thor’s hair is gold. Kneel and do what you;re told 😉

I have something that doesn’t obey the laws of physics.

Do you ever lose an hour of sleep in your life?

I don’t, but I’m ready to lose a few for you

– Ironman, Marvel Studios

I’m going to shower…and you’re coming with me (When Pepper and Tony were already in a relationship)

Star-Lord: I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way

Ayesha: well, perhaps someday you could give me a history lesson… in the archaic ways of our ancestors

You don’t have to have X-Ray vision to find out what color my panties are

Name’s Hawkeye but you can call me Hot Guy, ‘cause when I stick my arrow in you I’ll make you quiver 😏

Web isn’t the only thing I shoot.

uses time gem Hey, babe. I’ve come to bargain.

You are worthy to wield my hammer

Did I leave the oven on, or is it just you… hot stuff? 😉

I plan to fire off all these web fluids by the time this night is over, care to f*ck?

Is that a Hulk in your pants, or are you just angry to see me?

Wanna feel a little thunder in you? 😉

Baby, you may not make me angry, but you sure make me wanna smash.

They called me Iron Man even before the suit.

I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir. You’ll be Thor in the morning.

Do you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?

I’m not Thor, but I can be your kiss guardian

I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?

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Cheesy Marvel Pickup Lines Straight Outta MCU Superheroes

Can I buy you a drink? Wakanda drink you want?

My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Mary Jane

Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvel-ous

Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.

Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

I think you and I are the 22nd film in the MCU…By that, I mean I think we’re Endgame.

You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits!

You’re so beautiful I can feel a chemical reaction in my arc reactor

Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?

Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.

I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.

I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!

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I may be a god, but you’re a full-on goddess

I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

My shield can block anything but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart 🙂

I’m going undercover, that is – under your covers

Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the Sun? Wanna try me?

Funny Marvel Pick-Up Lines

On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

You really caught my eye. [Nick Fury, MCU]

Are you from the 1940s because I’d love to have a future.

When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America

I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. Fantastic Four

Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

Do you know how good it feels without a cape?

I have a powerful weapon that’s made from the strongest, upright material in the world. Oh, and I also have this shield.

I hope you ladies have tickets to the gun show

Forget about Spiderman, Ironman and Antman, I’ll be Yourman

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Which superhero has the dirtiest pickup line combinations in the MCU?

With great responsibility, comes great pick up lines power. We at dateonthego.com believe the superhero with the #1 dirtiest pickup line has to be Groot. Yeah, we’re kidding, it’s SPIDERMAN who takes the first spot due to his abilities to be flexible, have a cape, sheer power & his webs! (you don’t wanna go there xD)

Here is what our ranking is:

1. Spiderman

2. Ironman

3. Hulk

4. Captain America

5. Ant-Man, Captain Marvel

6. Groot

7. Black Panther

8. Black Widow

9. WandaVision

10. Clint

11. Bucky

12. MoonKnight

13. Ms Marvel

Marvel Pick-Up Lines Inspired From The MCU – Conclusion

That’s all folks. We hope you enjoyed these MCU inspired, and real-life proven pickup lines that you can use to start and brew interesting conversations with fellow Marvel fans.

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