100 of The Best Cheesy, Funny, Cute and Dirty Lesbian Pickup Lines (LGBTQ+)

Without further ado, here are 100+ pickup lines for lesbians to talk to that girl you’ve been wanting to ask out, and break the ice for interesting things to happen:

Most animals are either Herbivores, Carnivores or Omnivorous

I’m different. I’m a vaginavore

Is your name Gina?

Because I want your vagina!

Hey! Cum I reserved a seat for you… on my face 😉

I can assist you. I’ve got fingers.

Oh my lord, do we have the same bra on? Let’s peek and see!

Did you listen to that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl

Your face or mine?

I enjoy breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just take a seat on my face?

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take it off and sit on my face

I have 9 inches of plastic for you.

Do you wanna play with my 9-inch plastic toy?

Hey babe, wanna boldly reach where no man has been before?

Baby, we should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

I’m looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

My cat is lost, mind if I check out your pussy?

F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Hot-pants down under?

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you lesbian.

Can I ride your Snowhite?

Are you a rainwater harvester? Because you’re making me wet.

Are you a gardener? Cause you’re making my plants and thighs wet 

Are you a cat cleaner? Cause you’re making my pussy wet 

Do you work for FedEx? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Do you work for Amazon Prime? I thought I saw you checking out my containers.

Are you a mechanic? Cause I thought I had you looking at my headlights

Are you an automobile engineer? Cause you got me looking at your bumpers 

Excuse me, could you oblige me out? I have an unimaginable itch that’s buried deep in my butt.

You’re right, I’m bisexual. Can I bi you a shot, then get sexual?

I bet your permit got revoked for driving all these girls crazy.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some pussy!

I’m a hydro engineer.. I sure can look upon things to make em wet and watery 

I’ve got an oral test later, can I practice with you?

Are you a food? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be eating this pussy.

It’s a pleasing thing same-sex wedding is legal here, because I’m already preparing for our wedding.

Great ass… when are its happy hours?

So how do lesbians make love? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

When I’m around you I can’t think straight.

Do you realise my being bisexual immediately doubles your chances of getting a Saturday night date?.

I grew out my undercut, but I could still get under you

If we are what we eat, then what am I if I eat your pussy?

if lesbians are known by the things they eat, how do I get defined by you?

I don’t have a Subaru, but I can be a sub for you

You wanna come over, and maybe come over, and over?

I may not go down in history, but I’ll definitely go down on you.

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Best Cheesy lesbian pickup lines (LGBTQ)

Me: I need your help finding something

Girl: what’re looking for?

(Fork and knives emojis)) I have all these forks and knives but what I’m really looking for is a little spoon 😉

Do you like raisins? How ’bout a date?

Do you identify as a bowling ball? Cause I wanna put 3 fingers inside of you.

You look like trash, can i take you out?

Are you a refrigerator? Cause Imma be eating outta you tonight

 (She motioned with her fingers) “Hey, come here,”

(The girl walks over) 

(First girl) “I knew I’d make you come with only 2 fingers.” 

Why take you out for dinner when I can eat you out for dinner?

Les-bi-honest, I can see you need a drink

How is a girl as clever as you, not a velociraptor?

When you’re good at cooking, you’re good at eating 😜

Your name must be Campbell’s ’cause you look Mmm Mmm Good.

Did you get an inhaler? Cause I heard you got dat ass ma 😜

If you were words on a page, you’d be on FINE print 😜

You remind me of a bottle of Snapple because you’re made from the best stuff on earth😏

Hello Miss.  I’m a treasure hunter, may I dig in your chest?

It has been MANY years, but I’m not done whining about The L Word.

I’ll take you out for dinner, as long as you’re mine for dessert. 😉

Funny and Hilarious Lesbian pick up lines (LGBTQ)

Hey girl, you wanna come over and eat what my mother made?

Girl: What did your mom make?

Me!

Hey girl, want to join the Squirtle squad? [For Pokeman fans]

I must be Pygmalion because you were made for me.

Well, call me Icarus, because I’m falling for you.

You are way too beautiful to be drinking alone; may I join you?

Hey beautiful, can I get your number?

Sorry, I’m straight

That’s okay, so is spaghetti until you get it wet

Me: “There’s something on your butt.”

Girl: looks down 

Me: “My eyes”

Me: “Do you need to sit down?”

Girl: “I don’t see a chair?”

Me: “How about my face?”

Me: Let me wipe your seat for you. 

Me: *starts wiping my face

You must be super clumsy, because I can only imagine how many panties you’ve dropped.

Hey girl, I’m a meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

Hey girl, do you enjoy playgrounds? How about swinging the other way tonight 😉

Do you play video games? Cause I’d play with you anytime!

You’re different, I just can’t think straight around you 😉

Have you ever seen The Matrix? Because I’m thinking you’re ‘the one’.

Is your name Varun/Shikhar? Cause you’re Dha Wan

Do you wash your jeans with Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Do you like dinosaurs? Because…(looking them up and down) …rawr.

Hey girl, I was wondering if I could call you at some point, but not on the phone… Call you my girlfriend. 😏

Hey girl, do you like this t-shirt? Because it’s made out of girlfriend material.

Are your parents bakers? Because they sure as hell gave you some hot buns

Are you wearing space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world

If you were a president, you’d be babe-braham Lincoln!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see…

I must be in a museum because you are a work of art!

Girl, you Butterfree up your schedule because I’m going to be Rhydon you all night!

Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you’re not taken 😉

Her: I feel like I’m a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the Earth and climate, I’m obligated to pick you up. Is 7 PM fine?

Her: Take me to art museums and make out with me

Me: But they said no to touch masterpieces

Her: But they also pin the artwork to the wall

You should pretend my legs are made of butter, and spread them! 😉

Are you hairspray? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

Are you a spotlight? Because your beauty is blinding

You must be part of my sonnet, because I see us as a couplet 😉

Your face is a piece of art. We should frame it, between my legs.

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How do you know if a girl is a lesbian?

Ask her! It’s that simple. If you can greet her with a pickup line, I’m sure you can build the courage and get out of the comfort zone to ask her pronouns, or if she’s straight or your type 😉

If you’re shy, you should just try striking up a conversation about common interests, until she feels that she can trust you. This will open her up, and both of you can shoot your questions

With that being said,

here are 4 quick ways to find out if the girl you like, is a lesbian:

1. Ask Her Directly
2. Let her initiate the conversation about this 
3. Tell her about yourself, come out and see how she reacts 
4. Ask her about her previous relationships, flings and hookups 
5. Play the what-if game. (Ask her what if she wasn’t straight, would she enjoy that. If yes, what are you waiting for, the floor is yours!)

What lines to use to pick up a lesbian?

Using pickup lines is a good way to start talking to fellow lesbians. Pickup lines act as a way of breaking the ice in a conversation. They are your doorway to the girl you like.

However, most of the effort will still be yours.

It will be 90% how you approach that girl after that pickup line, make the conversation interesting & yourself worth talking to and know her deeply.

Of course, for flirting and other cosy things, you can make use of our best, cute, cheesy and funny pick-up lines for lesbians to take the conversation further, but remember to respect her boundaries & take consent. 

How do you tell if a female likes another female?

Here are 12 signs to find out if the girl you like is a lesbian or bisexual, and is ALSO  into you:

1. She’s more inclined to physical contact and will use any excuse to touch
2. She’s virtually signalling that she likes you
3. She’s flirting with you day-in and day-out (read: our lesbian pickup lines)
4. She loves to spend any and every time with you
5. She’ll always try to be around you
6. She gets jealous when you talk of other girls or guys.
7. She tries to ask you out indirectly, or she directly asks you out on a date
8. You have a gut feeling
9. She’s always complimenting you for the smallest of things
10. She remembers all the tiny little details about you
11. She often gets awkwardly shy and nervous around you 
12.  She laughs even at your poorest jokes

What do I say after a pickup line to the girl as a lesbian?

The low after a pickup line can be an extremely clueless situation. Avoid conversation fails, by ensuring any of these  9 things to say to a girl after the pickup line: 

1. Ask her about herself
2. Don’t worry and be yourself. 
3. Allow herself to ask you questions about you
4. Share about the time you were proud of yourself or a core memory.
5. Ask about her interests and hobbies, and what makes her laugh, and sad.
6. Add sarcasm & a little humour, all work & no laugh makes Jack a dull boy
7. Don’t make it an interview, keep it to a two-way conversation. You’re doing it for fun, or you like the girl. But you have to be yourself.
8. Find out common interests, and find out things that you absolutely hate. 
9. Be vulnerable. If you want to build her trust and take this further so she can tell you things that will take your conversation to the next level, you have to share and really be open.

Conclusion: Do lesbian pick-up lines work?

Pickup Lines for lesbians were added after proofreading and verifying thousands of lesbian conversations online. Several sources such as subreddits, question-answer portals, and Youtube videos with their own personal takes do prove that the lesbian pick-up lines do work.

C’mon, in the end, aren’t we all emotional creatures waiting to be appreciated?

Use these cheesy, dirty, funny and cute pickup lines and try it on the girl you like. Let us know in the comments below if any one of them worked!

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